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Police Statism - Warning!: This ideology is not based upon prideful or prized ideas and should NEVER be followed.

Columbinism is the collective ideas and ideology expressed by the 1999 Columbine Highschool massacre perpetrators, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, known as School Shooterism, or Harisism and Kleboldism individually, respectively. Since the Columbine massacre, Columbinism has been the inspiration for several "copycats", mostly teenagers, who adopted the ideology into their own beliefs.

Newer adaptations of the ideology may differentiate from the original two shooter's beliefs, however it usually always is connected to an existing mental ailment, which is often worsened by personal issues such as bullying, Incelism, etc. The reasons one might pick up this ideology greatly varies.

Beliefs

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Harrisism

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Not to be confused with Harrisism, the beliefs of Kamala Harris.

Harrisism, named after Columbine shooter Eric Harris, believes in creating utter chaos to the point where the entire world is like a giant game of DOOM or Duke Nuke 'Em. He wants to live out his dream of becoming a god and killing everyone while everyone else in the world is enjoying the action too.

Kleboldism

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Kleboldism, named after Columbine shooter Dylan Klebold, has very similar beliefs to Harrisism, but his urge to commit praxis comes more from a want to die rather than an apathy towards the idea of dying. He believes there is little distinction between other people and DOOM zombies, and thus the world should be plunged into a murderous warzone. He also believes it is okay to steal and that all losses done to the victims of thievery is really just survival of the fittest, such as that time Dylan and Eric stole recording equipment from some guy's van.
He also believes it is desirable to kill as much people as possible, an idea inspired by events such as the 1995 Oklahoma City Bombing, which he wanted to exceed the death toll of.

Personality

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Columbinism is a borderline psychopath. He might seem like an ordinary teen, even if you've known him for while, but he has constant fantasies of death, murder and destruction. He is a very big fan of DOOM, dark music, weapons, and violent things. He has a history of not handling rejection too well, especially from girls.
He is currently planning an attack on your school.

How To Draw

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  1. Draw a ball.
  2. Color it navy.
  3. Give it sunglasses and a black trench.
  4. Draw a grey Darwinist symbol.
  5. (OPTIONALLY) Give it a gun.
  6. You're done!

Relationships

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Friends

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  • File:DOOM.png Slayerism - Thank you for showing me the light.
  • Psychiatrism - Thank you for giving me those meds. I couldn't have did it without them.
  • Chaosism - I will create infinite chaos.
  • Anarcho-Darwinism - I will kill them all in a fury of doom and chaos!
  • Gamerism - Just like the simulations! I see no difference between you and real life. Gamer moment!
  • File:Neofilm.png Neo-Filmism - I made some good films with you before. If only you could've seen the foreboding elements and dark irony I was trying to portray!
  • Vaporwaveism - Thanks for making that sweet remix for me!
  • File:Outrun.png Outrunism - Thnx for that sweet fucking remix too!
  • Dramacracy - Thank you for encouraging so many kids to get that high score.
  • National Socialism - If you recall your history the Nazis came up with a "final solution" to the Jewish problem... kill them all. well incase you havent figured it out yet, I say, "K I L L M A N K I N D" no one should survive.
  • Turnerism - Nazism but more based.
  • Social Darwinism - Isnt america supposed to be the land of the free? how come, If im free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions If he leaves then sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle fucking nowhere on a Fri fucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION. fucker should be shot
  • Illegalism - Like I said, he had all his stuff just laying there. Fucker had it coming.
  • Incelism - You're alright, don't go to school tomorrow.
  • Adultism - I hate Jon-Benet Ramsey and young smokers.
  • Jewish-Nazism - Yes. I'm partially Jewish and am a Hitler enjoyer.
  • Jihadism - I am a fan of Osama bin Laden; I can't stop fanboying over your massacre plots. Also I came up with the idea to fly a plane into a building first. You're welcome.
  • Atheist Conservatism - Y'know, you're alright. Don't come to school tomorrow.

Frenemies

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  • Jokerism - We truly live in a society, but what is this bullshit about "helping people". Some people are just obviously superior than others
  • The Spec Ed Kids - Wow, didn't know you were preparing for the day too. We didn't expect special forces! Now if only you helped us when it mattered.
  • File:AdultChem.png Chemical Adultism - YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?---YOUNG SMOKERS! They think they are so god damn cool with their big bad ciggarettes and their "sooo cool" attitude. I cant wait until they are about 25 and have they have to breathe through their fucking necks and talk with a computer hooked up to their X-vocal cords. I like liquor and being cool, so hands off my beer!
  • Freedom of Speech - God i just LOVE freedom of speech. YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!?---Freedom of the press. I hate that part of the Bill of Rights.

Enemies

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  • School System - KILL THEM ALL!!!
  • Christian Democracy - Do you believe in God?
  • Christian Theocracy - Why? God's gay.
  • Paleoconservatism and File:ChristConservF.png Christian Conservatism - So what if DOOM and videogames caused Columbine? That's a good thing!
  • File:Rebelism.png Rebelism - Same with you.
  • Police Statism - FUCKING COPS I'LL PUT A BULLET THROUGH YOU!
  • File:Childhoodism (Childhood Apoliticism or Centrism).png Childhoodism - I'll definitely put a bullet in you!
  • Covidism - You cant shoot up the school during a Zoom class!!
  • File:Galactic Imperialism (Real).png Galactic Imperialism, Confederalism, and Kakistocracy - “YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? Cuuuuuuuuhntryyyyyyyyyy music!!! …“YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? People who say that wrestling is real!! …“YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? People who use the same word over and over again! … Read a f—in book or two, increase your vo-cab-u-lary f*ck*ng idiots.”“YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? STUPID PEOPLE!!! Why must so many people be so stupid!!? … YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? When people mispronounce words! and they dont even know it to, like acrosT, or eXspreso, pacific (specific), or 2 pAck. learn to speak correctly you morons.YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!!? STAR WARS FANS!!! GET A FaaaaaaRIGIN LIFE YOU BORING GEEEEEKS!
  • File:RacismIcon.png Racism - YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE!!---RACISM!! Anyone who belives that blacks, asians, mexicans, or people from any other country or race besides white-american....people who think that should be drug out into the street, have their arms ripped off, be burnt suht at the stumps, then have every person of the race that YOU hate come out and beat the shit out of you. and if you are female, then you should be raped by a male from the race you hate and be forced to raise the child! You people are the scum of society and arent worth a damn piece of worm shit. You all are trash. And dont let me catch you making fun of someone just because they are a different color because i will come in and break your fucking legs with a plastic spoon. i dont care how long it takes! and thats both legs mind you.
  • File:Pinkchild.png Child Beauty pageants - YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE!!? ---Jon binay however the fuck you spell her spoiled ass name Ramsee!!! We dont care! Good fucking riddens!! What the fuck do you expect if you fucking put your kid in all these beauty pagents when shes 4 years old!! SLUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!! I bet her damn dad did it. Fuckin perrrv.

Graded Score

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Kills: 13/25

Style Points: 15/25 - First of its kind. Also tried to blow up the school.
Ideology: 7/25 - Video game violence was their inspiration, praxis, and end goal.
Influence: 25/25 - Inspired countless copycat shooters.
Final Score: 60/100

Wanted Level: ★★★
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Police Statism

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