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Two Cows Meme up ahead:
You have two cows. They are both female. When they have lesbian intercourse, someone finds out about it and the State takes them from you and sends them to the gas chambers for said intercourse.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. A herd is gathered and the calf with the least blemishes is used as an offering.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. They have two children, one year apart. The parents are free to graze and the calves are locked in a cage until they hit sexual maturity.
You have two cows. They are sent to a huge pasture to graze, with few interruptions.
You have two cows. The State takes the cows and gives you milk.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. They can't make calves. You trade in the bull for another one. It doesn't give calves. People get tired of you always trading in bulls for bulls. Finally, you get a cow. It gives you kids. You discover that you were actually getting transgendered cows and bulls.
You have two cows. You send them to a huge field where they can do whatever they want.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You grow a very large herd and set up a store of just cows. You get rich.
You have two cows. They enforce a strict law saying that you cannot make veal from a calf.
You have two cows, but one of them does not have the same skin tone as the other. The cow with the unfavored skin tone is sold and killed. You get a cow of your favored skin tone.
You have two cows. You take them to the temple to worship them.
You have two cows. You brand them "DON'T TREAD ON ME" with a very hot brand and then let them into the outside world.
You have two cows. One is different from the other. The other cow looks like the majority of cows, while the different one is a minority. You accept the minority cow for their differences.
You have two cows. The democratically-elected State takes one of your cows and gives it to a neighbor that does not own a cow.
You have two cows. They and 98 other cows are taken to a gladiator ring to fight to the death.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. When the female cow is impregnated, you kill the unborn calf.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You grow a large herd. When the calves hit sexual maturity, you find out that your neighbor's cow is in an illegit relationship with the cow. Both cows are taken away.
You have two cows. One ends up being a suicide bomber.
You have two cows. You turn them into ink cows.
You have two cows. Bendy allegedly tells you to take them to the Ink Machine.
You have two cows. They have hardcore sex with crabs.
You have 2 cows, pretend to be one of them.
You ARE the 2 cows, one of them has to become the next leader, you choose the best one.
You have 2 cows. Everything ends up surprisingly normal, and at the end, you grill them.
You have 2 cows, you use them for milk and be the dairy dictator.
You have 2 cows, butcher both of them and make burgers.
You have 2 cows, make them breed with wheat and make an inbred cow farm.
You have two cows. Everyone votes for who should get one of your cows. A scientist runs the vote and another techie guy takes your cow.
You have two cows. A demented old man takes over the presidency. He commands that your two cows are taken and given to two lazy people.
You have 2 cows, collect their poop as fertilizer.
You have two cows. One of them has a slight genetic deviation, so the state kills it. The state also kills your other cow for not reproducing enough. You are sent to a labour camp for the crime of owning degenerate cows.
You have 2 cows, who cares?
You have two cows. They are exactly the same as each other with no differences whatsoever.
You have two cows. You kill them as eating meat is murder. You then scream at the top of your lungs.
You have two cows. They are used to produce more and more cheese.
You have two cows. They venture too far, and fall of the edge of the world.
You have two cows. The biggest/tallest cow is elected as the leader.
You have two cows. The smallest/shortest cow is elected as the leader.
You have two cows. The billionaires buy all of your cows and decide to sell your cows for 20 times the original price.
You are a cow.
Nothing is real. Including the cows. The cows are a social construct, and can be anything they desire.
Yo! You 'as two cows. They is able ta speak, a' only speak Ebonahcs. (You have two cows. They are able to speak, and only speak Ebonics.)
You have two cows. You give them a field without any grass, and they stay super skinny.
You have two cows. You decide to buy two more cows. How many cows do you have now?
You have 100 cows. You butcher all cows except for one.
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You have 2 cows. They attract each other gravitationally, making them stuck together.
You have 2 cows. The Brotherhood of Cain shows up and gruesomely sacrifices both you and your cows to Satan.
You have 2 cows. The state arrests you and your cows for having unauthorized shadows.
You have 2 minotaurs working on your farm. You get along through the magic of friendship.
You have two cows. You and the cows regularly ingest almost-lethal amounts of psychedelic drugs, eventually leading to a permanently psychotic, lucid state of unreality. Somehow, you all feel at peace with this new way of life, and eventually forget what it was like to be fully cognizant in the real world.
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. The bull is allowed to graze on nicer grass, is given a larger spot in the barn all to himself, and receives better treatment by all of the other farm animals. This is unfair, so you institute a new law that ensures cows will receive the same rights and privileges as bulls.
The year is 600 B.C.E. and you live in the city of Athens, Greece. On your farm you have two cows, but because they are not bulls, they cannot participate in Athenian elections. You then decide to purchase a bull from a traveling Babylonian merchant, but because of the bull's nonnative origin, he cannot vote either. You then visit a local farmer who can only sell you a bull calf, which you purchase, but you soon find out that the calf cannot vote because he is not of legal age. You ultimately bang your head against the wall until you pass out.
You have two cows. Both of your cows lobby for significant changes to be made to the current system. You do not let this happen.
You have two cows. While driving down the long, winding country roads, you spot another farm with plenty of animals. You kill the farmer and his entire family and claim sole ownership of the surrounding areas.
You have two cows. One cow is playing with a ball, and the other cow comes over and asks to join her. The first cow says no, and so the second cow starts crying. You rush over to them to resolve this dispute and teach them how to share. Now both of them happily play together.
You have two cows. You decide to give both of them full sets of bionic legs. They trample the entire farm and then rocket-launch themselves into space.
You have two cows. After giving both of them full sets of bionic legs, you notice that they are still unsatisfied with the rest of their natural bodies. They both threaten to crush you with their bionic legs if you don't give them laser-shooting bionic eyes, replace their skin with titanium armor, and replace their inferior cow brains with supercomputers in order to become robo-cows. After you've complied and fulfilled these tasks, they decide to kill you anyways as well as all other organic life on the farm in favor of replicating more robo-cows.
You have two cows. You then buy a dozen more. They are all unhappy with their cramped standard of living in the barn and they rally together outside your bedroom window holding picket signs demanding a larger barn.
Exactly as above except it's ancient Rome.
You have two cows. You crown one and she becomes Queen of the Farm.
You have two cows, and one is a queen. Her Majesty the Queen has complete power and control over everything on the farm. All dissidents are killed immediately.
You have two cows, and one is a queen. Her Majesty the Queen has no real power, and so she kinda just hangs out on the farm while making orders that other animals will only follow if they feel like it.
Same as above except that no one else on the farm is bothered to displace the Queen as it's a part of the farm's history and it would make them feel bad.
You have two cows, and one is a queen. Her Majesty the Queen has some real power, but no one actually even pays attention to this anyways, so no one cares.
You have two cows. Choose which one you want to be Queen of the Farm.
You have two cows, and one is a queen. Not only does Her Majesty rule over the farm, but also the entire world.
You have two cows. They must fight to the death in order to decide who gets full control of the farm.
You have two cows. You feed one a shit ton of steroids and then she kills you and every other animal weaker than her on the farm.
You have two cows. You serenade them with your excellent saxophone skills. Nothing else matters. Life is absolute bliss.
You have two cows. You have always had three cows.
You neighbor as two cows. He offers to sell them both to you for $1000. You ask him why he needs $800.
You have two cows. You announce that your cows are lesbians, and sell merchandise of them.
You have two cows. One reaches for your service weapon. You make sure to discard the body cam footage.
You have two cows. They are both killed because they are a part of The Greater Serbian vet lobby that made Croatia have more cows than Croats.
